8 February 2026

Ten ways to become useless at work

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If you want to become less productive, work as fast as possible while multitasking, making sure you have no space to think about what you are doing and how to work smarter. Photo: Aaron Amat.

Chris Bailey reverses the usual advice given to workers who want to boost their productivity by listing examples of activities certain to send their useful output crashing.

Let’s face it — while there is an abundance of articles on how to become more productive, there aren’t a lot on becoming less productive.

After thinking about that, I decided it might be helpful to consider what may be holding people back, so I have compiled 10 surefire ways to become less productive every day.

Spend more time planning than doing: Some planning is essential. It’s pretty difficult to become more productive when you don’t step back to consider what you need to become more productive at doing.

However, past a certain point, the return on planning what you’re going to do with your time diminishes, and your productivity begins to suffer.

Every minute you spend planning what to work on is one minute you don’t actually do work.

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Multitask: It’s difficult to overstate this point: Multitasking is one of the absolute worst things you can do for your productivity.

The fewer things you give your attention to in the moment, the more productive you become. If you want to become less productive, multitasking is a no-brainer.

Work on autopilot mode: When you try to do too much at once, or you don’t plan your time well, you work on autopilot.

This prevents you from working intentionally on what’s important. If you want to become even less productive, don’t do any planning when you notice you’re working on autopilot.

Work faster: Working more slowly is for suckers, even though it gives you more space to think about your work and to work smarter.

If you want to become less productive, work as fast as possible while multitasking — if you have the flexibility.

Take fewer breaks: Breaks, whether throughout the day, or a longer vacation, let you recharge. They allow your mind to wander so you can come up with better ideas and approach your work with more creativity.

When you don’t step back from your work, your mind will take breaks for you. Needless to say, if you want to accomplish less each day, take as few breaks as possible.

Pack your schedule: To the gills, if possible. If you want to become less productive, it’s crucial you leave as little breathing room as possible for emergencies that may arise throughout the day.

You don’t want any time to dive into the bigger projects you’re working on, either.

Make sure you agree to as many meetings as possible and start a few of your own to ‘’touch base’’ on all the projects you’re working on.

Forget exercise: Physical activity helps us destress, which is especially important today when we face more stressors in our daily lives than ever before.

When we don’t get enough physical activity, we are more likely to feel fatigued and burnt out.

To become less productive, engage in as little physical activity as possible, and the instant you feel fatigued, don’t forget to load up on caffeine.

Get fewer than eight hours of sleep: Sleep affects our mental performance in pretty much every measurable way.

When we get less than 7.5 hours of it, our energy, focus, and productivity suffer.

Sleep is one of the best ways to exchange your time for energy, which is precisely why you should get less of it if you want to become less productive.

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Forget about nutrition: Energy is the fuel that we burn throughout the day to accomplish tasks. Not putting proper fuel into our bodies can shatter our energy and productivity.

Processed foods that are ultra-high in sugar, salt and fat can cause our energy and productivity to rollercoaster over the day.

They’re also delicious, so don’t be afraid to crush a big bag of syrup-smothered waffles before work in the morning. I also recommend flavoured tortilla chips for lunch.

Cut yourself off from as many people as possible: Social interaction is also for suckers.

Sure, it has been shown to make you happier and more motivated and engaged than pretty much anything else, but you feel less productive while you’re doing it.

So, if you want to become less productive every day, make sure you give these things a try.

*Chris Bailey has written hundreds of articles on productivity, and is the author of three books: Hyperfocus, The Productivity Project, and his latest, How to Calm Your Mind. He can be contacted at https://alifeofproductivity.com/author/chris/. This article first appeared on Chris’s website.

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